Tailgate Party Organizer Pillows

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Psychic diving competition.

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

Beer Cannon

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'Go long!'

'This is Hargreaves - he's in charge of corporate hospitality.'

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

"You're all invited to my birthday party, and yes, there will be plenty of water games!"

"Bigger cake."

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

Another dinner party ruined by a poorly thought-out seating arrangement

"Now for the high point of the evening - a videotape of my elevation to regional director of marketing."

"Oy! I didnʻt make enough!"

'What do you mean the tailgate party was so fun you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home 2 weeks ago!'

'I've decided to put responsible labelling on my homebrew.'

'Yes, I was his trainer ... and yes, I do birthday parties.'