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This is great! Whose idea was it to start the battle with a tailgate?

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Psychic diving competition.

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Beer Cannon

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop man! Where are you going? To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing. Are you a serious fan? Yeah, I've a sneezin' ticket holder for years! Isn't it early to go to the stadium? We nave a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs! Do you get nervous watching your team play? Yes, I'm very dense during the games! And before and aft

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

Cocktailgating. . . .

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'Go long!'

'This is Hargreaves - he's in charge of corporate hospitality.'

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

"You're all invited to my birthday party, and yes, there will be plenty of water games!"

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

"Bigger cake."

Early Tailgate Parties.

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

Another dinner party ruined by a poorly thought-out seating arrangement

"Now for the high point of the evening - a videotape of my elevation to regional director of marketing."

"Oy! I didnʻt make enough!"

'What do you mean the tailgate party was so fun you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home 2 weeks ago!'

This is great! Whose idea was it to start the battle with a tailgate?

The football preseason is a good time to review the rules of tailgating. Grabbing the ketchup when one person is handing it to another is "pass interference." Bringing salad instead of chicken wings is not allowed --- It's an "illegal substitution." "Piling on" is penalized on the football field, but not here at the tailgate party! And very importantly, in most places, we observe the "5-second rule" for dropped food. But here we have the "2-Minute Warning"! See, these fries are still good!

'I've decided to put responsible labelling on my homebrew.'