Tailgating Event Pillows

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

Meeting!

Thank You to Vaccinators

Sabrage

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

'Go long!'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

Big Cheese

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

'It's probably the only silverware we'll get this year...'

'What do you mean the tailgate party was so fun you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home 2 weeks ago!'

"Would you like to donate 1¢ for every word I text during a 5K walk?"

'Ugh! I hate it when there's a tailgater behind me!'

"It's a tailgate cooler."

"We call it a tailgate party."

'Just my luck, another tailgater'