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"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'I found him on the internet.'

En garde!

First past the post.

Running out of Gas.

Deer Barber

Trash-talkin' artists

Easter bunny Island.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

En-guard dog.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Hooks R Us.

Porcupines fencing with quills.

Acupuncture.

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

A man gesturing at the moon

Cleaner and sculpture

Taking selfies at the kelpies

"See? Now there's a great example of adaptability."

'She certainly was a good ship.'

Bob! Relax! You're wagging too hard!

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

"Ironically, bathroom time is the one moment when dogs appear dignified."

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

The fountain of youths.

"My first impression is that the victim was probably a lousy referee."

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

Beware of over-exuberant dog.

'I don't get it... I'm in water all the time but I can't get rid of that fish smell.'

'They take chasing their tails seriously, don't they.'

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'

sleeping teeth