Tail Wag Fan Gifts

'Your mouth says 'no'... but your tail says 'yes'.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'I found him on the internet.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Dog Park Zoom

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"That's just not the real me."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'You tell me how he does it.'

Fido and Fifi

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

"You've got to lay off the homework."

'Wag the tails!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'He's barking mad!'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

Headshot of perky dog.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'