Tail Wagger Fan Gifts

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Ooh he's wagging his tail...I think he likes you.'

'I found him on the internet.'

"Ironically, bathroom time is the one moment when dogs appear dignified."

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'He loved that dog.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Dog Park Zoom

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"That's just not the real me."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Fido and Fifi

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'He's barking mad!'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.