Tail-wag Trainer Gifts

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

A man and his dog

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Dog Park Zoom

"That's just not the real me."

Fido and Fifi

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'He's barking mad!'

Headshot of perky dog.

'Wag the tails!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'My wife doesn't understand us.'