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'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

A man and his dog

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Dog Park Zoom

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"That's just not the real me."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

Fido and Fifi

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'Wag the tails!'

Headshot of perky dog.

'He's barking mad!'

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

"You've got to lay off the homework."