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"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"You've already been for a walk."

"That's just not the real me."

'You tell me how he does it.'

Fido and Fifi

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'He's barking mad!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Wag the tails!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'