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"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Dog Park Zoom

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"That's just not the real me."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

Fido and Fifi

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

K9 Authors.

'Wag the tails!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'He's barking mad!'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

"My human can't tell which end is which."