Tail-wagging Yogi Gifts

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Bad dog."

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

Stick man throws arm for dog

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

The Dog Botherer.

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

'Whenever Phil goes away in the car without him, it's sulk, sulk, sulk.'