Tail-wagging Diner Gifts

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"You've already been for a walk."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'The customer is always right...'

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"My apologies, but that's not a meatball. That's my computer mouse. I've been looking for it."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

A dog reads a newspaper

Road Kill Cafe.

Man eating his meal with his feet.