Taiji Gifts

Pam discovers the perils of practising Nei Gong in the kitchen after accidentally linking her Dan Tien to the washing machine cycle.

How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Portrait of a Lady"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

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'Your reflexes are still good!'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"I stand corrected."

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

Boss: Suggestion Box Bin

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

'As you know, Wilson, our CEO screwed up big time, so he was fired and gets a big bonus. But because of his mistakes, you just get fired.'

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."