Taekwondo Tactician Gifts

Tae Kwon Bull.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Mod Kwan Doh

Martial Arts

Old Karate Master

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Carrot VS Stick

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Football.

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Martial Arts

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'This board meeting will come to order!'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"I try to get a head start on them."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'That's right, I'm offering you faint praise. I'm feeling magnanimous today.'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Kamakasi pilot instructor

'Quick! Play dead!'

Golf