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Tae Kwon Bull.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Mod Kwan Doh

Martial Arts

Old Karate Master

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Carrot VS Stick

Carlo Ancelotti

Football.

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Martial Arts

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

'This board meeting will come to order!'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"I try to get a head start on them."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"If you can't beat them, sir, perhaps you should consider colluding with them."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'That's right, I'm offering you faint praise. I'm feeling magnanimous today.'

Golf

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Arsene Wenger

Kamakasi pilot instructor