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"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

Spider's Web Trampoline

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Mime Tug-of-War

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'Can't you read?!'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

DIY store.

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'Say when.'

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

Cyber crime.

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

'This is just a hologram of Wilkins! That's the 12th employee this month who has pulled this stunt!'

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'

"So you want to sue NASA because the Mars Rover is blocking your driveway while taking soil samples?"

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."