Taekwondo Trickster Gifts

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Spider's Web Trampoline

Mime Tug-of-War

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Sewing Machines in Surgery

DIY store.

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'Say when.'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

Cyber crime.

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"So you want to sue NASA because the Mars Rover is blocking your driveway while taking soil samples?"

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'