Tactician In Robes Gifts

Noughts and crosses.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Works every time."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

The Use of Cavalry

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Kosovo.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Smite him, my son!"

Jenkins here has been with the firm the longest,

Snooker.

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

"If you can't beat them, sir, perhaps you should consider colluding with them."

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Look out for his low punches.'

Mike Tyson

"Now we have all your arrows!"

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

No Tread on Me

'No hitting below the belt.'

I don't like it when lawyers put coffee on my desk. Relax, judge. It's tequila.

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

'Watch out for the ole one, two, three, four!'

Barrister laughing at the judge's jokes

Jose Mourinho Caricature.

Archbishop Jokes.