Tactician In Robes Pillows

Noughts and crosses.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Works every time."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

The Use of Cavalry

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Kosovo.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"Smite him, my son!"

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Jenkins here has been with the firm the longest,

Snooker.

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"Now we have all your arrows!"

'Look out for his low punches.'

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

No Tread on Me

'Watch out for the ole one, two, three, four!'

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

'No hitting below the belt.'

Barrister laughing at the judge's jokes

Archbishop Jokes.

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."