Tactician Thrill-seeker Gifts

Jose Mourinho Caricature.

Bitchbark Canoe

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Tosca stabs Scarpia

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"Now this is a dog park!"

The Use of Cavalry

John Woodvine

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Kosovo.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

The phantom of the Oprah.

"Now we have all your arrows!"

No Tread on Me

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Football junkie.

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

Jumping in the deep end.

"Police believe the gunman acted alone. True. My client's an actor and believed he was auditioning for a part."

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

"He's bracing himself for disappointment."

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

Action Collaging

Old People Hell-Raising on their Motorised Wheelchairs.

'He was a brilliant strategist but not much of a horseman.'

'You and whose army?'

"General, can't we just convince the insurgents to become exsurgents?"

Confusing the Enemy's Sense of Direction

Acting School.