Tackle Shop Owner Gifts

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Sale.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Online Shopping.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Honesty in retail

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

A Lady Out Shopping.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Football.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"You know very well what fish!"

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

'Just look'in'

Before instant replay.

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'How old is this vase?'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"Rex always carried a doner card - he was never any good at spelling."

Aren't all gifts free?

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!"

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Mom & Pop Grocerette