Tackle Humor Fan Gifts

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Flyfishing for dummies.

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Football.

Boss encouraging employees to invest as company goes down hill

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"You know very well what fish!"

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Slow, Men at Work.

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

A vending machine is dispensing free lunches for $10

'The spirit of bipartisan cooperation is back - if you vote against my bill, I'll vote against your bill.'

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

"Bob's more realistic."

'What's your fish finder say?'

Rugby scrum.

'Is there someone else, Irene?', 'Sure - There's one born every minute.'

"My motto is: If you don't have anything nice to day... don't say anything nice."

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so passe."

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'Are you a football fan?'

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

'He's the touch judge,,,,so I touched him!'

"Turn and run, princess! Don't walk into that church, you can do so much better than him!"

'Here.'

Bird tells upside-down bird, you need to work on your grip.

'Every time I catch something in tendrils, it tickles!'