Tackle Humor Fan Gifts

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Flyfishing for dummies.

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Football.

Boss encouraging employees to invest as company goes down hill

"You know very well what fish!"

Slow, Men at Work.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'Quick! Play dead!'

A vending machine is dispensing free lunches for $10

"Bob's more realistic."

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

'The spirit of bipartisan cooperation is back - if you vote against my bill, I'll vote against your bill.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

Rugby scrum.

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so passe."

"My motto is: If you don't have anything nice to day... don't say anything nice."

'Is there someone else, Irene?', 'Sure - There's one born every minute.'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'Are you a football fan?'

'Every time I catch something in tendrils, it tickles!'

Bird tells upside-down bird, you need to work on your grip.

"Turn and run, princess! Don't walk into that church, you can do so much better than him!"

'He's the touch judge,,,,so I touched him!'

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'