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'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

How very Independent!

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

"In your skill set I see that you listed, 'Proofleader.'"

Computer Time Bomb.

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

'What's this 'H' file?'

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

"I understand that by the time we've hit our teens we'll have them pretty much where we want them."

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

"I'm so relieved to have ended up down here rather than up there, I can't stand heights!"