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I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

How very Independent!

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

"In your skill set I see that you listed, 'Proofleader.'"

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Computer Time Bomb.

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"I understand that by the time we've hit our teens we'll have them pretty much where we want them."

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

'What's this 'H' file?'

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."