Taboo Breaker Gifts

Acceptance by one's fellow co-workers is crucial to those recovering from a mental illness.

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Prejudice/Empathy

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

No juggling allowed.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Lab safety Rule No. 1

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'