Tablet Fans Gifts

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Addiction to mobile.

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

Pigboy makes use of a box.

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Wake up."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

Push Notifications

"And this is the electronic version."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Remote Toaster

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

A dog sits at her typwriter

"Yes your smart fridge is impressive, but I'll stick to my phone."

"The capt'n is still comin' to grips with touch-screen technology."

Something keeps shorting out my bug zapper. Maybe it's lightning bugs!

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

"He sent his first text today."

"I like subtitles. I can watch the movie, skip the book, and not feel guilty."

'Boy, that's a bold new look.'

Eve tempting Adam with a mobile phone from the tree of knowledge

'Those show-offs. Did you see their coffee table Kindle?'

'He loved his mobile!'