Tablet Fan Gifts

"The capt'n is still comin' to grips with touch-screen technology."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

Addiction to mobile.

Screensaver says project compiling.

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

"Wake up."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

I love Fountain Pens

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

Push Notifications

Remote Toaster

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

"And this is the electronic version."

A dog sits at her typwriter

Something keeps shorting out my bug zapper. Maybe it's lightning bugs!

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

"He sent his first text today."

"Yes your smart fridge is impressive, but I'll stick to my phone."

"I like subtitles. I can watch the movie, skip the book, and not feel guilty."

'Boy, that's a bold new look.'

'Those show-offs. Did you see their coffee table Kindle?'

'He loved his mobile!'

The Thumbkin Myth is Born