Tab Hoarder Gifts

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"First day back at work. Don't forget to get some office stationery."

Festive squad

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"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Young Geeks.

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

Man emerges from baby changing room, having changed his baby for a crate of beer.

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

"Too many tabs open."

Fined Dining

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

The three laws pf pen-o-dynamics

'I only collect ghost-written books.'

"I save all my old computers, monitors and devices. I have a hard time letting go."

'You stop buying books and I'll stop buying plants.'

Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies