Systematics Gifts

"There's more to life than just ticking boxes!"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Fear/Knowledge

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"You're going to hate yourself."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Meet The Author"

"Do me next."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."