Scientific Analysis Gifts

"There could be any number of causes for this condition. Perhaps he broke a mirror, or he walked under a ladder, or spilled some salt..."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Occu-Pie Mars

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

At the Museum

Big Bang Theory.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Fear/Knowledge

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'