Systematics Mugs

"There's more to life than just ticking boxes!"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Benedict Cumberbatch

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Fear/Knowledge

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Do me next."

The Bookworm