Sympathetic Satirist Gifts

"We will begin with Schubert's 'Unfinished' Symphony, and that will be followed by Beethoven's 'Unwanted Sexual' Overture."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

'He did it for us.'

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

"You've reached Randy, the dating doctor. What ails you?"

'The good news is consumer confidence is up. And the REALLY good news is consumer gullibility is Way up.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'I believe it's 'feed a fever and starve a lawyer.''

"Sorry I'm late... I was getting our date approved by my lawyer."

The Post-Modern Bar & Grill.

"As a Christian, it's my job to love everyone. Especially people like you who don't deserve it."

'So where's the love?' 'Your love means nothing to me.'

'Even our arguments are losing quality - We used to have lover's tif's - Now we have lover's jpegs!'

'Hey Larry! Jim here! Haven't seen you since way last Christmas! How the heck are ya, dude?'

'Someday, all this will be done with prescription drugs.'

'My success? It's difficult to give reasons...I suppose its a combination of grit, energy, the will to succeed...and a few well-placed relations.'

"Lionel will be watching the new Administration very closely."

'How many calories do you burn by downloading apps?'

Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!

'Ever considered playing EASY to get?'

"Never mind about me, God. Just bless America, and maybe some of it will trickle down."

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

A street of old man bars.

'I'm happy to say that both parties agree on the issue. It's got bi-partisan non-support.'

Adopt a pothole.

"Today on wall street, advances led declines...but that was just office romances."