Symbol Swapper Gifts

"This year I thought it would be appropriate to light a womenoran!"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

Fishing for Peace.

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

Revolutionary fists - 5 Euro,

'Look what the ice cream man gave me for your iPhone!'

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

Little Things

'How would you have played that last ball?'

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

'Please put down that photo of Cindy Crawford, ma'am.'

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

Free us from the gender walls!

I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.

'I don't wear an awareness ribbon in order to bring awareness to the proliferation of awareness ribbons.'

"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

I can tell by your question marks that you find me confusing. May I buy you a couple of hovering smiley-face emoji? What about some hearts? ? ?

Danger Ampersand

'Trade you my Clark contract for your Dickenson file.'

'Would that make you feel better?'

I (heart) my (spade).

'...and a boiled potato,a pinch of garlic,stirring constantly and then...'

Owls whoo work different shifts...'Days!'...'Swings!'...'Nights!'

Men's and Women's bathroom door silhouette symbols.

The doctor and the mechanic barter

Man walking under the letter 'y'.

'So, you'd like to change your name from John to David?... Okay, that shouldn't be a problem Mr. Plonker.'

Pictographic Panhandling.

Ancient symbol: My ex is a jerk.