Swoon-seeker Gifts

Valentine's Day

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Ghost School.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Pina Coladas

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Happy Hour

Iliadette.

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Relaxing in the Sun

Taking it easy

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Summertime

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Happy holidays for kids.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I only need shade for my wine."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

It can be taken up at any age....

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'