Swiss Army Sleuth Gifts

The Swiss Army Mammoth

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

$1: Family Secrets

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The Modern Godot

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Spy Satellite

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

Optician and the PI.

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Two men converse secretively

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

"Leave the lights burning when you go home. Pass it on."

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

Sherlock Holmes.

"I'm not saying the lamb is good, but nobody's complained about it yet."

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

"I think it was done with mirrors."

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.

'...But in case God misses something...'

"Dr. Flaubert, I'm from the science police, and I'd like you to answer some questions about your last paper."

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'