Swinging Specter Gifts

'He lived and died for golf.'

Butterfly Woman

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"This never happened."

Swinging

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

It can be taken up at any age....

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Caliologist

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

For sale - Used only Once.

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"It must be still charging."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

The hummingbird's hum.

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

Butterfly Woman

Headphone swing

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'Higher!'

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

'It was probably the curds and whey that really frightened Miss Muffet away.'

Stu had a future in demolitions.

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!