Sweet Tooth Specialist Gifts

"We'll catch 'em and cook 'em when the sugar wears off."

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

'This box usually yields one or two sensible suggestions,four or five stupid ideas,ten to twenty immoral suggestions and several hundred candy wrappers.'

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"You like? It's an old-fashioned candy necklace made of tums!"

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!

'Surprise treat! Ding-Dongs for everybody!'

'Hello, is that over-eaters anonymous?'

'We brought chocolate cake for tonight.'

Mitch wondered what Beverly meant by 'you're the kind of guy women want to bake brownies for'.

'And your job is?' - 'Putting the holes in the donuts.'

Sweet surprise.

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

"It's not as great as it seems. . . it's not gold, it's that gold foil wrapped chocolate candy!"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

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