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"We'll catch 'em and cook 'em when the sugar wears off."

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

'This box usually yields one or two sensible suggestions,four or five stupid ideas,ten to twenty immoral suggestions and several hundred candy wrappers.'

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

'Hello, is that over-eaters anonymous?'

'We brought chocolate cake for tonight.'

Mitch wondered what Beverly meant by 'you're the kind of guy women want to bake brownies for'.

'And your job is?' - 'Putting the holes in the donuts.'

Sweet surprise.

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

"It's not as great as it seems. . . it's not gold, it's that gold foil wrapped chocolate candy!"

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

His Her Cakes

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Layer cake

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'