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'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Lady of the Cake.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Too much sugar."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

His Her Cakes

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Layer cake

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up