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"Mom, this is a scientific test to determine which Valentine's Day candy you probably won't like!"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Too much sugar."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Picking pastries.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

His Her Cakes

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Layer cake

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"