Sweet Tooth Debater Gifts

"My mom says it takes three hundred and sixty four licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop."

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Our visit to the flan factory.

His Her Cakes

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'Therapy?'

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."