Sweet Tooth Debater Prints

"My mom says it takes three hundred and sixty four licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop."

Any time is cake o'clock

His Her Cakes

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Ice Cream Dreams.

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

Secret sweetie drawer...

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'Therapy?'

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"