Sweet Scent Stans Pillows

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Musical notes bubble gum.

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Doughnut Making

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Aromatherapy for Men

Easter Egg Delivery

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"Great Perfume!"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

I miss that new planet smell.

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

"Sometimes, you have to stop and smell the roses, as well as the other flowers, and the bushes, and the trees, and the sidewalk, and the fire hydrant, and the trash on the side of the road..."

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."