Sweet Scent Stans Mugs

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Musical notes bubble gum.

Doughnut Making

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Aromatherapy for Men

Easter Egg Delivery

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

"Sometimes, you have to stop and smell the roses, as well as the other flowers, and the bushes, and the trees, and the sidewalk, and the fire hydrant, and the trash on the side of the road..."

'Garlic or non-garlic?'

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."