Sweet Potato Enthusiast Gifts

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

Any time is cake o'clock

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

American Idle.

His Her Cakes

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Stupid Microwave

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."