Sweet Potato Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

Any time is cake o'clock

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

His Her Cakes

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Chocolate Shop

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Homo Zapiens

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Unconditional Loveseat

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

Stupid Microwave

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

Mouse with a cat cake.