Swashbuckler Therapy Pillows

Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

"Shred the plank."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Pirate

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Finance piracy

Corporate pirate.

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Have a very piratical Birthday

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

Pirate Schools

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

Pirate

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

'Guess who?'

Errol Flynn.

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Pirate baby.

Aging Researchers

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

Eye-patch Newspaper

Pirate on Jeopardy

'It looks like they are nearly ready to sail.'