Swag Collector Pillows

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Invest in technology."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Silly wig.

A man taking a bow

'New Game'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Posh Easter Egg

Lady in a pretty dress

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

Swiss Army Stove.

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

"Psychiatric convention"

"You must see someone about your problem."

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

'This milk smells funny.'

Ye Old Antique Computers.

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"I spent so much time shopping for productivity tools that I forgot to work."

Fashion Week 2021

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"Yale mom. Yale grandpa. Yale estranged creepy uncle."

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone just to hold all my apps!"