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'It seats two comfortably.'

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

Shoot, I don't wanna hurt anybody, I just wanna look like I could!

'Spending the kids' inheritance doesn't go far enough - we want to bugger up the environment for them too.'

'Uh oh, they all have 6,000 pound cars now.'

'I'm looking for something that says 'luxury'... but most of all... 'get out of the way!''

Stuck SUVs

"In spirit I'm an environmentalist. I love my SUV but I do my best to feel as guilty as possible when I drive it."

"What would it take to get you behind the reins of this family suv?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

Sports futility vehicles

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

The development of cars.

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

Size Matters.

Vulture oil inc.

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

'Unsinkable.'