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"Believe me, with the Equalizer, here, you'll never take any crap from an S.U.V. again."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

Targeted opponent

'Sorry to bother you Mr Hellerman, but do you think you could just pop in and change the channel?'

Sports futility vehicles

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

'Uh oh, they all have 6,000 pound cars now.'

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.