Suture Enthusiast Pillows

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

I quilt therefore I am

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

The Dandy

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'It's more festive-looking!'

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Medical Supplies

Screw plastic surgeon.

Pollsters

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

GLOO!

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

'How does this one feel?'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Patient after an appendix operation

A woman repairs a broken heart.